Hillary Clinton went on the David Letterman show to say the top ten reasons that she loves America according to Letterman and his writing team.
10) We have more dakotas than any other country combined.
9) Canadian Bacon: soggy and chewy; American Bacon: crisp and delicious!
8) Thanks to the internet, I can order new pant suits 24/7-- there's your pant suit joke, Dave. Are you happy now?
7) 232 years and not one cookie shortage
6) Tivo
5) Did i mention the soup? mmmm, soup.
4) Did you know former president Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
3) Where else can you get a car painted for 29.95?
2) Is this the part where I say "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"?
1) Apparently anyone can get a talk show
I don't know. If I were Hillary right now, worried that my run is over, I would make sure that my appearances were funny and memorable. This was just boring, the writing was boring and totally unfunny. Clinton was a machine, like usual, with no emotion whatsoever. Obama could have made something out of this dry material.
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